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DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




A -


TAGS: tape
Rating: 4.09/5

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NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M


TAGS: duct tape nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't fuck it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, Fuck it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....


BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct tape duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder


TAGS: vespa 150 tap rpg scooter bazooka
Rating: 3.6/5

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TrueGrave - December 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I don't see anything here that incites your comment...I don't see the words bazooka, or rocket launcher, just a person quick to jump to naming a weapon. Usually crazy people charge for such services.
oldvet - September 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
That's 75mm Recoilless Rifle. Not a Bazooka or a rocket launcher. Learn your nomenclature before you comment!
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:30 pm
its the thing that you look behind u and say "OH Fuck!!"


TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct tape uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct tape diet..it's cheap too


Beam Me Up -


TAGS: portapotty beam enterprise
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
So That's How They Clean Them ,5 Blue L'S
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
Thanks jesus...laughed so hard almost shyt myself!
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:27 pm
very funny 5er


EXCUSE ME - I believe you have my stapler


TAGS: stapler office space
Rating: 1.44/5
******** ***** guy - November 8, 2008, 12:58 pm
LOL, there are now posters I forgot I made in the worst rated category!
pro - September 13, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh ... so if you could do that, that would be greeeaaaat.
LogicDude - September 12, 2008, 10:50 pm
Yeeeaaaahhhh....I'm going to have to ask you to come into work on Saturday....and Sunday.
Bill L. - September 3, 2008, 11:44 pm
You see, we're putting cover sheets...
TigerKid - September 1, 2008, 1:29 am
I'll set the building on fire.
pro - August 1, 2008, 4:56 am
Did you get the memo about the new TPS reports?


THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11


TAGS: doctor who 11 spinal tap
Rating: 3.73/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him


WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette tape pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!


TAGS: ducttape stupid
Rating: 3.23/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
They're but for the grace of God, go I.
Bull - August 21, 2012, 4:10 pm
So you 1L bomb someone because of a grammatical error .. wat the fuk iis ronge wit peeple thees daze? Eye meen seeresly?
Vinxman - August 21, 2012, 9:14 am
Can you fix the spelling with duct tape? There--A place. Think of the root (here). Their--Belongs to them. Think of the word "heir"--both are about possession. They're--They are.


MEMORIES - SOME AREN'T EXACTLY KODAK MOMENTS




DUCT TAPE -




UNIFORM -


TAGS: life time star trek fashion sexy corset cleavage boot spock metaphor
Rating: 3.66/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:32 am
WOW! I'd drive those curves any day!!
Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:37 am
...or at one of Naru's costume parties. And even if you DO get invited, odds are you're not her type, being male and all...
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:10 am
Sadly the only places we're likely to see this is in an amateur YouTube or an illegal pornographic version.


silence -


TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.71/5
matthew - February 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
that was funny the first hundred times i hear it
. - September 28, 2008, 10:03 am
mmm, yummy
Duct - July 27, 2008, 8:19 am
Sometimes silence is silver.
aPauling - July 24, 2008, 9:06 am
Q: Why did the farmer wrap the gopher in duct tape? A: So it didn't pop when he f-cked it!
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
Still one of my favorites


HEY! LOOK!! - I MADE A SEX TAPE!


TAGS: tape caddy
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.


TAPPING?!?!? - I'd be tearing that shit up!!!!!!


TAGS: amanda tapping carter samantha
Rating: 3.13/5
rodtoo40 - May 3, 2012, 5:49 pm
Tapping would be just the start
Me - November 5, 2009, 11:42 am
Makeup and lighting are an incredible thing
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
shes a british canadian, and shes wearing an american flag. damn she gets around!
John R - October 30, 2009, 6:38 am
Amanda Tapping is that rare type of woman, who just keeps getting hotter and hotter.


DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




PREVENTION -




DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: duct tape gagged bondage silence
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 10:59 am
Check your PMs, Mr. Gagged


WEIGHTLOSS TAPE - You don't need video to stop eating so damn much.




ROPE -




OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie metaphor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear taps, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear taps playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


WHEN PIGS FLY -




HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




ROMANCE -


TAGS: duct tape cuffs
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:21 pm
A case, you say? Ok... I do have a little weakness. And the quantity is right on the mark.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
Awww can I please? There's a case of Draught Guinness in it for you.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
Naaaahhhhh.... mooooo has to live with this one. It's part of his 12-step.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Hey Aggy, let me know if I can help with that carpet bombing thing.
Sean - November 27, 2010, 7:49 pm
Moooooooooooooo that's freakin' hilarious. No harm done. Best "1" I ever had ... sober, I mean. P.S. please tell your mom I'm dead.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:43 pm
Don't hold my past sins against me Aggy....I used to drink a lot.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:42 pm
Looking at his cache, it'd appear that someone already has done it.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:40 pm
I 5L'd it, and will commence carpet bombing mooooo's cache.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:22 pm

he was bust fapping to the possibilities....I gave it a 5L for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:21 pm
Dear Sean, I just accidentally gave this a 1...I was distracted and I feel terrible about it. Yours Truly, Moo+.(I guess I'll owe you four on your next poster)


TAPEWORMS - No Expensive Dinners To Buy, No Back-Breaking Exercise, Definetely Not Your Average Fad Diet!!!!




DEPRESED -


TAGS: toc is amsome where is the tape
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Wait... why's he wearing a helmet? That will only gain him an extra .000041 seconds of skull protection against that magma...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
Beautiful.
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:30 pm
No, all the evidence is destroyed on a quarterly basis. :( Safety first!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
Any video evidence TOC?
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
I gave him a 5 for the flying wallenda dismount
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:11 pm
I might also suggest a few tricks off the rim before you jump in. Much more fun to watch.
motifake - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

toc??
Airman - July 29, 2010, 1:53 pm
LOL!!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
Thanks cub.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
A Masterpiece! One of your best. 5 sad poodles


FIRST DATE -


TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less
Rating: 3.75/5

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temp - October 10, 2009, 4:33 pm
French?! You're a long way from 3rd Rock. Or is this what you've been up to since going off air?
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:38 pm
lol who says the words gonna get out???
freestyler - September 11, 2009, 1:39 pm
That's what i call success.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Well alrighty then.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
No, the 2x4 did the job well, the first few times. Then when the word gets out, fewer girls will talk to you.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Touche!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:05 pm
Let us guess ... problems with wood?
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
When dating, I used this mantra. "You can get a girl in your bed faster with a kind word and a 2X4 than you can with just a kind word" I didn't date much.


DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape


TAGS: airplane duck tape duct tape
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct tape rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct tape
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off


BAD DAY -


TAGS: man tree tape
Rating: 4.69/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 9:12 pm
except the g55d stuff :)


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: duct tape gagged mouth silence
Rating: 3.93/5

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bricemara - January 14, 2012, 5:04 pm
shes done it twice
newbiel - December 17, 2011, 10:08 pm
LOL!!!
caveman - December 17, 2011, 4:22 am
Ok, this poster has already been done........ BY YOU!!!!!!!


DUCT TAPE - Seals even the biggest crack.


TAGS: duct tape
Rating: 3.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Thank goodness they could duck that guys ass... otherwise you would be in trouble... lmao :P
MO - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
Well, you know what they say right? If you can't duct it? Fuck it!


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track tapes don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


DUCK TAPE - The White Trash Answer to Day Care




PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




DUCT TAPE - Finding the solution for noise pollution one mouth at a time




POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true
Rating: 3.28/5

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knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:37 am
i'll be the first to say it, "Fuk Obama" and the red horses he rode in on...he is a lying piece of chit who will say anything to further his self serving agenda. and his wife looks like a fukin wookie!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:49 pm
Perfect example of the difference between you and me. You "hated Bush", I don't hate Pres Obama, I hate his policies and that is what I go after. You're to tied to the liberal party line to see the distinction. I'm done with your stupidity.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:19 am
I hated Bush, but respected his office. Unlike you who is just so mad that your party was ousted due to incompetance. The same will happen with Obama in 2012 or 2016 and the whole roller coaster will start again.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:17 am
Unlike you, my opinions dont change based on whether or not my PARTY, (of which i am neither) is in office. I was against it with Bush, and I remain against it now. But i can disagree, yet still respect the office.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Regardless if the wire-tapping and other Patriot Act aspects were communist etc. then what is your defense of Obama carrying all of them during his admin. At best by your statement, Obama is equally communist, dictatorial, and fascist. Consistency? No?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:05 am
Are you calling me a liar now? I thought you were above name calling. Guess not. What you believe about me is irrelevant, but my positions are based on my research and what I've learned through service of this nation. You seem to base it on hate blogs.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:02 am
Puh-lease! You were made privy to information, that is laughable. The wire-tapping and many aspects of the patriot act are FAR more communist, dictatorial, and fascist than anything Obama has done so far.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am
Constitutional under Bush remain silent now that their savior is still pressing forward with it. They haven't even apologized to Bush, the hypocrites. Just shows the media is in the tank.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:43 am
down the Brooklyn Bridge. People need to understand you don't rely on single source intel. You combine intel from multiple sources. I'm glad BHO kept this tactic for GWOT. I'm most concerned that the far-left and media who claimed this was un-
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:41 am
I was made privvy to (probably a small portion) some of the info collected. This program saved lives. In fact, one of its unclas victories was that wire tapping plus water-boarding Kalid Sheik Mohammed both created evidence that uncovered a plot to bring
Jmac0585 - August 10, 2009, 6:45 pm
LD is correct. When a candidate makes promises, they don't have all the info that a president has. It may be that he got in office, was made aware of certain things, then "forgot" that promise for the sake of safety.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 4:24 pm
Sure it was! Example: "Should I bomb Saddam?" *shakes 8 ball* "Absolutely!"...."Is Osama dead?" *Shakes 8 ball* "Ask again later"...TOTALLY ACCURATE DB!!! LOL!
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 11:17 am
That's the problem with all the accusations made during the campaign...the decisions the Prez makes were based on intelligence that he saw and that wasn't available to others - only a few select members of Congress get briefed on everything he sees!
motifake - August 10, 2009, 10:51 am

You know what really worries me? When someone like Obama flip/flops on an issue like this, it really makes you wonder about what he heard when he got full access. It had to be some scary shit this program uncovered for him to keep it around.
bob - August 10, 2009, 10:46 am
you hit this right on the button!!
NO FUCK YOU FUCK GUEST - August 10, 2009, 10:33 am
Whats with the double standards Fuck WTFO? So I'm supposed to GTFO when Obama is in office but when President Bush was in office it was ok?!?!?!??!?!?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:14 am
You are such an ignorant prick that your "yelling" rant doesn't deserve an answer. STFU, Timmy.
FUCK WTFO - July 28, 2009, 8:02 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:35 am
is now continuing the program. It is just another example of how the left uses lies and smear tactics to gain control. Everything is fair game for a Dem but if a Rep does the same thing he's "hitler". The far left is full of shit and this proves it.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:34 am
I have always claimed that the wire-tapping program was legal and the right thing to protect the nation, even when the far left loons claimed it violated the Constitution (which it doesn't). My beef is those same hypocrites are now silent since their guy
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
So yer now faulting Obama for being "right like Bush"? You actually want the media to make it harder for Obama to do the RIGHT thing? What you claim is the right thing for your country? Huh?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:05 am
True statement, LD. What gets me is the media's change in tone on the exact same topic. They attacked Bush for destroying Constitutional rights of Americans yet they are silent about Obama's use of the wire-tapping program. HYPOCRITES! Where's your balls?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 11:05 am
It was easy for these guys to sit back and take shots at Bush. Just because he didn't declassify everything and explain to them (with 1-syllable words) WHY he did things doesn't make the decisions wrong. Obama is finding that out now!
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:57 am
the program even farther. Nothing yet. I guess they are afraid of being called 'racist' for challenging the President's positions. I don't expect an apology. The left, including the POTUS is far too arrogant to admit they were wrong.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:56 am
strangely silent on the annointed one's decision). I just wanted to see if any of the lefties on this site that stated Bush violated the Constitution with the wire tapping had the testicular fortitude to keep that position now that Pres Obama is expanding
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:54 am
He appears to be getting better on a few national defense issues which is good. I agree with not releasing those photos the ACLU asked for, the continuation of the wire tapping, restarting the military tribunals (which the Dems attacked Bush for but are
Mark - May 16, 2009, 6:19 pm
WTFO - Owing GWB an apology will be a debt that goes unpaid by the Democrats, much like their taxes. I think we'll see more reversal from BHO (like the tribunals) as time goes by and his OJT progresses. I just hope he learns quickly.
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ole Flip Flop Obama is too arrogant to admit he was wrong. I just hope when these 4 years are over the country realizes they were wrong in electing him.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 1:41 am
Uhm, far right of center actually. Libertarian. So ... when Obama extracts his pate from his sun-don't-shine place, he appears to dislike the aroma. When W. does it, he wears what, in Texas, is called a "Shit-eating grin." Got it. Loud and clear.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 1:24 am
Still no takers on this one, huh? The silence is deafening from my left-of-center friends.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
I know this may be ill advised, but I was hoping to see some good debate on this poster. Since during the election campaign, candidate Obama pounded President Bush for what he called "illegal" wire tapping. Now he's even extending the program.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:13 am
Found a great video with Obama voter interviews. Worth the 10 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8


Romance -


TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.63/5

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Bob Chin - May 13, 2009, 11:38 am
Or, (looking for literal translations here) I rock you, I break you, or I put a hole in you.


HULK HOGANS SEX TAPE - Featured a tanned blonde with huge tits.....And some babe.




DISCIPLINE - Never raise your hands to your kids it leaves your groin unprotected So make sure you get the little bastard first


TAGS: red buttons sack tap
Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:44 am
Very true, 5L admiral


DUCT TAPE USAGE! - Always Situational!




I'D TAP THAT - You know.... just saying....


TAGS: gay terrorist tap
Rating: 2.43/5

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Nomad - September 6, 2008, 10:12 pm
Again...is it just me or is that Mos Def in drag???
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 10:27 am
I would not jihad it's ass with a ten foot pole.


YOUR MOUTH -


TAGS: gagged tape silence
Rating: 2.11/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Is that you Ghost of David Carradine?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!
gagged222 - August 5, 2010, 11:15 pm
Feel free to use this picture if you have a funny idea for a poster just lemme know
rerun - July 20, 2010, 5:48 pm

Asian women? gagged & kept prisoner?hmmm, looks lie the spare room at Cubbys house
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:35 am
Gagged22's moti's - Has no thought put in them.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:05 am
Chicky: You don't need to see his other pictures, his name speaks volumes... ;)
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:55 am

i saw that TOC, but even so....great pic...underworked caption.(RL looks around shifty eyed...oh yeah...i'm gonna steal this pic...for sure)...lol
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 9:23 am
RL and forseti: This guy has a fetish. Check his motis.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:22 am

omg ...forseti...so true. opportunity lost. fantastic pic. geez fors...what did i say in another post about rushing a moti becuase you have a great pic.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:57 am
unfortunately nice artwork is not enough...


Amish Mafia -


TAGS: amish mafia fbi phone taps
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:28 pm
Count on Ism to give a gal a good 5L giggle when all I really needed was a teeny teehee!


INNOCENCE -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever tapeworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


HEY CUT THAT OUT -


TAGS: metaphor calendar dog companion
Rating: 4.7/5

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CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Two things I forgot. Stilts are used for front legs. Two, she says she is not exactly a furry and is a costume enthusiast above all else.
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 10:35 am
Where did you find this? I recognized it immediately. It's called a quadsuit. It was made by Lileah West aka Beastcub. Her website is at beastcub.com I consider her an expert at making quality costumes.


BALL OF CONFUSION -


TAGS: f18s catapult temptations
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:35 pm
That's For Sure.


BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.


TAGS: duct tape wd 40
Rating: 4.41/5

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bigsouthfork - March 24, 2013, 2:02 pm
How about duct tape and large zip ties. Better combo? Your thoughts!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:12 am
Oh wow...I can't even post what "job" popped into my head....but I think it would fall under the safe sex category....bahaha...thanks for the 5L idea Papa!
Rudedog - March 22, 2013, 11:31 pm
The complete contents of my bug out bag.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:26 pm
Oh yeah. From catching 5ish to removing warts.


THE TIME LORDS - Left a window open in the space-time continuum


TAGS: videotape dvd vhs
Rating: 4.31/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 7:38 pm

A time lord CAN rewind a DVD. One of the many many functions of the sonic screwdriver.


IT'S A LAZY WORLD -


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing tape dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


PERFECTION -


TAGS: metaphors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a metaphor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of buttplugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a metaphor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good metaphor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - People in glass houses Sink ships




STUPIDITY - How can she be in the kitchen making you a sandwich When she's ducktaped to the wall?


TAGS: stupidity sandwich woman chauvenist ducktape
Rating: 2.88/5

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kenny - April 29, 2009, 4:47 pm
yay sammich!


MAYBE - If you werent a hypochondriac this could have been avoided


TAGS: funny epitaph sick
Rating: 2.25/5

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thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:57 am
Sleep well, sir. :)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I always felt obligated to stay the hell away. There was no arguing with him, I could see that from the start.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I have to crash.....It's been fun being a disrespectful asswipe towards you........Seriously.....you're OK by me TOC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I had about 3 days before I felt morally obligated to tell WTFO to GTFO and Die in a pile of his own vomit.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I joined 1st day.....have "lurked" at times and gone weeks without adding anything to site.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:50 am
Everybody starts as a lurker. I lurked here for at least a month before I joined in the fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Like I said "1 step away" Trolls always start as Lurkers.......It's the natural way of things.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:48 am
Hi rerun!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am
How is it trolling if you don't do anything? It's not near the level of peeping tom! LoL It's reading people's opinions.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am

wow, go away to shower and miss a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am
Lurking is interesting?....It's one step from trolling.....Or A restraining order in Random's case.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:41 am
It's interesting sometimes, really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:33 am
You and MrRandom should hook up.........Vultures!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:31 am
I joined... I'm always hidden. And I never comment. Or vote... I just observe. :S I'm creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
Why must you taunt me TOC? I voted you best mom and sexiest motifaker.....where's the love?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:27 am
NO...Just NO....I refuse to visit politifake.com....I love you Mr.M....But I love my self respect more.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:25 am
You could go visit him... XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:23 am
I thank Jeebus every day for that.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:22 am
Well, he's not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:21 am
OD is "rough around the edges" WTFO is a cancerous Butthole filled with hatred and racism. Not quite the same thing.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:19 am
You just have to know how to talk to certain people... They're both a little rough around the edges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Mods need to be levelheaded....even when it pains them....It really bothered me to take WTFO's side against him. I fucking HATE WTFO.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:15 am
Er... Yes, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:12 am
I find him to be mean sometimes.....and not in a funny way. But that's just me.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:11 am
He's awesome! His sense of humor is very dark and dry, though. Lotsa people don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:09 am
Heh heh heh.....you took the words right out of my mouth.....that guy has issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:05 am
Douchebags need love too. :( I think that's why EGD's so angry all the time. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:03 am
Don't be sad....she's had 7 years to learn to loathe me....and rightfully so..........(I'm kinda a douche, if you haven't noticed)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:59 am
Awwww... :( Now I'm sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:58 am
Mrs. Mooooo doesn't like me much anyways....so, no big deal.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:57 am
Ah! That does suck. :( Well, the anniversary thing... I'm not a big drinker, so I don't have much against bein sober...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah!.......I was stone sober last night. (I had to work).....today is my anniversary......and I have to work....life sucks.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:54 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, when have you NOT been drinking? :P They were just utterly unsuited to each other. LoL And thanx rerun, I AM pretty amsome. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:53 am
And I'm a horrible person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am
Why? Were they cousins?.......forgive me, I've been drinking.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am

not for us to say, glad you were a result of bad situation.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:50 am
Not daddy issues... My parents had no business being married.. LoL
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am

sorry TOC, I know he was invited, but he had the mumps on that special of special days and was not able to make it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am
*?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
That's a bonus.........I sense daddy issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Dude also totally avoided my parents' marriage. That was prolly a bonus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Cyndi Lauper.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:46 am

and Hair Bands
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:41 am
And Wham.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:39 am

he missed the best band of the 80's...Milli Vanilli
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:30 am
He had 75 good years.......what's to complain about?........he also missed the 80's, Lucky bastard.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:14 am
I really like this one, btw.


ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. -


TAGS: thank god i still have the tape
Rating: 4.78/5

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IllicoPresto - October 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
That is really bad! 5L!
spacedog - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm
That totally kicks a$$. 5L Culos.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is what Motifake is all about. Culos for the perpetual win.
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
5L and added to my favs. I really love the dark stuff
tellitlikeitis - October 18, 2010, 12:04 pm
Totally sick and demented. Still deserves a 5 though.
Ed-Hyde - October 18, 2010, 11:56 am
I love the disney font to go with this.
suenero - October 18, 2010, 11:49 am
Dark & Twisted. Almost gave it a 4L it's so dark. But the voices in my head demanded a 5L.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Twisted! I love it!


SHATTERED - Much like your innocence after walking in on your parents having sex.


TAGS: and your grandma was video taping it all
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:51 pm
As a child, I learned that it takes cracker-jack timing to walk in on them... dad always finished quickly. 5L


SILENCE -


TAGS: duct tape gagged girl sky
Rating: 4.2/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yes, we know. We got it, even before the first 2 times. I certainly hope you have a broader vocabulary than what you've been using.


IT'S OVER -


TAGS: metallica washed up tapped out put a fork in em
Rating: 3.77/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:36 pm
Cliff Burton was good, but some of their best songs are from the 1990-2005 era..
twistedone - February 9, 2010, 8:00 am
These guys were done when Cliff Burton passed away! Even the logo on this poster looks tired!
culos - February 9, 2010, 6:05 am
Watch it Moo+ or you'll get done for Geriatric Discrimination!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:01 am
*yeah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 5:00 am
Yeag, It was so cool when they rolled out in their wheelchairs and Rocked "seek and destroy"
PRein - February 9, 2010, 4:53 am
hey hey .. last years Metallica concert was awesome ! Nothing's wrong with them -_-
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 1:36 am
I'm sure you meant "never" and "fuck".....please stop spelling like a 13 year old girl.
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:32 am
DETH MAGNETIC was the best album i neva gave a frik about it! but the tee shirts were cool.
Cloudchaser - February 8, 2010, 11:54 pm
Subby just doesn't like it that the Metallica he first liked are trying to keep it fresh instead of being stale and never changing
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
My buddy won the tickets with my help so it was free and there was like 5 merch tables. and DAMN! is Gene Simons old!
Fatt Matt - February 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
I hope it was a free concert... how big was the merch table? Did they have to rent a whole other building to try and peddle their crap?
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMFAO! i though that just after i went to a kiss concert


THE BODY OF CHRIST -


TAGS: zombies dont want the simple metaphorical bread
Rating: 3.7/5

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MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 7:16 pm
El testo mundo commente
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:26 am
And when I saw it, I knew you'd say that. True story.
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:22 am
I instantly knew this would be the one you would reference in your Hell poster, Produce.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:47 pm
Prolly the first religifake to make me LOL. 5L!
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 11:48 am
Nice work Random. 5Ls
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:40 am
Ha! Hilarious! 5/5 You know Jesus is going to be the cause of the zombie apacolypse. That's what they meant by Second Coming. What? Did you think he was going to reincarnate or something!? That's Hinduism!


CREATIVITY -




PORTAPOTTIES - Someone always has to leave shit on the seat dont they?


TAGS: pope shit portapotty
Rating: 3.25/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:49 pm
closer
AdmiralAckbar - September 16, 2010, 10:48 pm
if he is so close oden why is he worried about getting%.
Derek - September 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
Port-a-pope-e
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 5:53 pm
WOW! 5L. good start regal90


ROBBERY CAUGHT -


TAGS: caught on tape
Rating: 3.21/5

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Narutarded - December 23, 2008, 2:29 am
Sorry, but that's not me, guys. I work with Briton in his forge. Swordsmithing is great exercise for the upper body.
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:54 am
She SHOULD have said to him, "Go eat your shit with a shovel."
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 8:53 am
The part this missed was her ripping off her clothes revealing her Power Girl costume...and the robber - and everyone else in the bank - falling at her feet to worship...Naru - are you going to share the reward?


BOLTS -


TAGS: bolts push pins tape jesus christ anything to whine
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - July 22, 2009, 12:19 am
FTW Aggy!! FTW!!!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
Nuuuuuuuuuuts!
MO - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Bizzaro comment.....I always knew you were crazy but, now I can see your....


THE LOST OSAMA TAPE - "The Infidels Will Return Will And Grace To The Airwaves...Or Perish In Holy Fire!"


TAGS: the lost osama tape
Rating: 2.71/5

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[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 5:11 pm
Well then OSAMA should check out modern family, jack and will evolved into the gay couple, and karen is the latina trophy wife, sideled up to al bundy. Boobs and all.


DON'T CROSS THE ROAD - If you can't get out of the kitchen


TAGS: mixed metaphor challenge
Rating: 2.69/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 5:25 am
With that clarification, this poster becomes funny...next time use "apron" as a tag. BTW, real women don't wear aprons like that.....and wives don't cook at all.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 2:45 am
Actually that is a apron she is wearing
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 10:08 am
I think so..
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:08 pm
Unrelated picture?


FOOD -




Warrantless Wiretaps -




bureaucracy -




FUN, FUN, FUN -




I'm Feeling Old -


TAGS: loading cassette tape eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am
So did my son.


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


Internet smiley face crashing into and destroying our world. -


TAGS: internet world destruction metaphor
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 6, 2014, 8:32 pm
I seeing a tag


GENE SIMMONS -


TAGS: kiss videotape foreigner boring
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm

ouch


Flying Squirrel -




Ironically -




Babysitting -


TAGS: babysitting ducttape
Rating: 4.57/5

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 3:25 pm
There were times that was so tempting!


OFFSPRING - They need your shadow to grow and look to your canopy to exceed.




German Chancelor, Angela Merkel -




DON'T WORRY! - Mythbusters tested this! I'm sure it'll work just fine!




Did You Know? -




No Problem -




Allegory -


TAGS: truth metaphor allegory where s waldo
Rating: 4.17/5

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Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:30 pm
I found the schooner


EPITAPHS -


TAGS: motifaker epitaphs
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greeny - May 6, 2013, 7:15 pm
You know what happens when you plant a melon, right?
Sho - May 6, 2013, 4:58 pm
My work will continue.
steve1961 - May 6, 2013, 2:36 pm
I've been thinking about a second one to deal with the rest of ya...
Silverheart - May 6, 2013, 2:22 pm

We all know that those deaths were staged. SeƱor Rerun was cranky that day...


TAPS -


TAGS: taps the lyrics
Rating: 4.13/5

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taxiinthesky - April 2, 2011, 12:35 pm
Typo above; he was a CW3.
taxiinthesky - April 2, 2011, 12:34 pm
Great pic Airman! Little background on a marker to the rear of the bugler; I MEDEVAC'd CW2 Bruce E. Price on May 15, 2004 (Soldier's Day). Out of 2000 patients, he is the only one I ever lost. Wish he had made it.


BELIEF -




Edward Snowden -




LOOK OUT! - It's paperzilla!




KEEPING IT TOGETHER -




GREYBEARD -


TAGS: would you tap a hot woman over fifty
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by spacedog

temp - September 19, 2009, 10:54 pm
I'd take one for the team. Gladly! (A**suming of course there is no actual grey _beard_... she's gotta be groomed if I'm gonna take that trip)
Sean - September 13, 2009, 2:45 pm
And the actual location of the beard is generally optional.
Wood - September 13, 2009, 2:40 pm
the answer... YES!!! I would do damage to that pussy!!!


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